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itsvondell:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

swagbat:

i want to meet him

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

unclefather:

ruinedchildhood:

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

go spider

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

surprisebitch:

when you love your blog so much and you just want to

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unclefather:

"there’s no possible way I could be pregnant unless, if in a Spider-Man like scenario, the sperm somehow descended from the ceiling and snuck up on me" - me when my mom asks me dumb questions

firelorcl:

that is one of my pets, peeve