html> i eat gr[ass] sometimes

vanillish:

Being gay is my favorite birth control method

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

peachified:

found an old journal of some *louder* thoughts of mine and thought i’d type a few out to share x

there’s a lot of things in the world that should be done, but eating 2 full spoons of raw instant coffee shouldn’t be one.